1. combovers, just except your age and bald heads can be sexy
2. when people don't use their directional lights when changing lanes or turning
3. lecherous old men
4. tanning oil though it smells like pina coladas
5. love handles (including my own) though i understand the need for cushion for the pushin'
6. cigarette butts on the beach
7. porcelain veneers (i was going to post an image but it was too gross, even for me. i have spared you, but if you want to puke i suggest a simple google image search)
8. fake nails
9. tanning salons in sunny places
10. non-matching hair/eyebrow combos (but scarjo is still smokin)
11. triflin hoes (you know who you are)
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