ok ya'lls (i like to write that because it makes me think of britney spears saying it which, for me, is endlessly funny). let me get this straight, if i write in my blog you won't read it until i badger each of you to read it. i haven't written in my blog because i think no one reads it (mostly because ya'lls... hahaha... never leave me comments). now my deary friend mess told me off for not writing in it. so here we go.
i have been very upset recently, but for the most ridiculous reasons. today i was offended by fake tans, the other day it was because of celebrities insuring their bodies, and the other other day it was fake boobs. i am not sure why i am fascinated by these shallow waters. but let me explain my rage. i like celebrity gossip, i have many sites that i check obsessively. one site had the photos of orange-dayglow fake tan paris hilton at her movie premier of "The Hottie and the Nottie", then another site had the photos of Tom Jones (as seen above)
Tom Jones, who also likes sporting a creepy tan, supposedly has insured his beloved, manly (puke in mouth) chest-hair for $7million. yeah, $7million for leathery skin and greying chest-hair. ew. do you think that he dyes his chest-hair to match his carpet? sorry, that is inappropriate. then the Tom Jones thing, lead to other celebrities who have parts of their bodies insured for millions. Heidi Klum's legs are insured for $2.2million. then i wondered if she had her boobs insured because they are pretty famous too. then i thought about, what if she got fake boobs: would that increase or decrease the possible insurance value of her boobs. yeah, whatever. another Heidi in the celebritdom is Heidi Montag who has fake boobs (we know cuz she sold her surgery story to a tabloid magazine). Ms. Montag and her boobs are now singers and have a new music video. on the other hand, Dolly Parton has massive fake boobs and i love her (for seemingly countless reasons). what gives. idk.
welcome to loza-land
Heidi Montag's new video for her single "Higher" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSRigInpvYM
try to listen to the song and its crappiness, but it is so hard to do because of heidi's fake boobs and amazing body.
3 comments:
watching that video was a big mistake. i will never forgive you for posting it.
no where in the blog did i say that it was a good video. but admit she has a great body sans boobs and face. stay angry though, you look cute when you are pissed off.
girl i had no idea you were into celebrities. all the trash we never dealt...
trash magazines are like crack to me. i break down and buy one every so often but if i see one left behind somewhere i dive on it. i think its a voyeuristic obsession.
i'm working on a short comic about zac efron having really violent, kinky sex.
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